How To Attract, Seduce, Meet and ‘Pick-Up’ Women

All right, before I get too much into the guts of what I have to teach you, I have to make sure we’re speaking the same language.  Below is a list of some of the abbreviations or terms you may find me using as you explore this blog. 

• ACT - A-Class Tool.  What did you think it’d be?  That standardized test for getting into college?  No, this ACT is what you become if you let your girl command you, sacrificing your manly ways and ultimately losing your claim to your own genitals.   This person is also described as “pussy whipped.”  The sad thing is, most ACT’s aren’t even getting any tail, so this aformentioned “pussy” is actually the poor whipped bastard himself.
• FFF (Triple F) - Fine-ass Fecalator Female.  So named for being hot as hell, to the point to where she makes you pretty much shit yourself when you see her.  Also known as Viagra with breasts. 
• FZ - Friend Zone.  Where you’re really not all that interested in ending up.  The girl in question sees you as a “valuable friend” and would never want to “complicate things” and “compromise the relationship” by getting intimate with you in any way.  In other words, if you’re here, you’re pretty much just one of the girls.
• HLS - Hook, Line, and Sinker.  Used to describe a girl who has been so incredibly wooed by your mad game and undeniable player skillz that the battle for her favor is officially over.  After this point, it’s merely upkeep.
• HAW - Humor As a Weapon.  One of the FUNDAMENTALS of this system…I’ll be referencing this concept very frequently throughout the blog.  There will be another full-fledged post soon that will fully define and explain the concept, but for now it can be simply put as “using your sense of humor effictively to work your way into a girl’s heart, and possibly into more than that.”
• TF - Testicular Fortitude.  What some may call mere confidence, TF is a quality that should be a primary goal.  This is another thing to be covered more in-depth later on, and rest assured that it will be seen often.

This list is subject to change.  Quite honestly, as freakin’ amazing as I am, I don’t think of everything I’ll be using all at once, so if later on I come across something I’m covering that aught to be here, I’ll come back here and edit it in.  But for now, these are a few of the catchy terms I’ll be using.