How To Attract, Seduce, Meet and ‘Pick-Up’ Women

Ok, I’ve already told you not to use them.  However, just for the sake of fun, I’ll give you a few of the funnier ones out there.  For examples on what NOT to say, right?  Right.

I’ll be honest…I originally intended this to be a real Top Ten, but I just can’t rank these over each other to make a real order…they’re just all too good…or bad.  Enjoy, and for the love of all things holy, do NOT use them…

• No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
• Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
• I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
• Do you have sex with strangers? Then allow me to introduce myself!
• Hey babe… can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
• Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
• I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
• Have you ever had your belly-button licked? {Yes} From the inside?
• Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard?

 Honestly, how desperate can you get?
Well, I hope you learned something from this…some losers will say anything.
Just make sure you’re not one of them.

So until next time, see you later, and keep checking back for updates!