How To Attract, Seduce, Meet and ‘Pick-Up’ Women

All righty.  Let’s get down to some actual stuff you can do before you head off to be at a place where you know you’ll be looking to pick up women.  I mean, obviously they’re everywhere, so you can’t prepare for every possible meeting, but when you’re heading out to a bar alone on Friday night…you’re not fooling anyone as to your intentions. So here’s some stuff you can do before you ever leave your house, that will help you considerably.

1. Make sure your place is tidy enough to pass idle feminine inspection.  Always plan like you’ll be bringing someone home, whenever you leave the house, no matter how unlikely it may seem to you.  If you DO bring a girl home to a mess, you’re toast.
2. Bathe.  It sounds like it’d be a given, but some of you guys…yeah.  Use good shampoo for your hair, but try to avoid fruity scents unless you’re TRYING to seem gay.  Some girls respect it, but most give you the slanty eye.  Use a body wash with a manly scent, too.
3. Cologne: not necessary, but doesn’t hurt, unless you either use way too much and kill yourself with it or use something HORRIBLY repulsive.  If you use it at all, make sure it’s something simple, subtle, and masculine.  No Sun Lillies with Aloe Extract.
4. Psychologically prepare yourself.  This is the big part.  Take the time NOW to gibber to yourself about “what if she doesn’t like me, what if I make an ass of myself, what if I am forced to come home and beat off alone again?”  That way, it’s out of the way when you actually SEE a girl you want to meet.  Just take some deep breaths, relax, and tell yourself that you’re the man, and you can handle whatever comes your way.  Just don’t turn into a ridiculously cocky ass.  Cocky ass, yes.  RIDICULOUSLY cocky ass, no.

Do all of this stuff before you ever step foot outside your door.  It’ll help you big time in the case that you find and meet a girl, and on the off chance (which will steadily become more likely as you get experienced) that you bring a girl home.

 So until next time, adios, good hunting, and keep checking for updates!