How To Attract, Seduce, Meet and ‘Pick-Up’ Women

All right, I think the basic niceties are about covered…time to actually approach what I’m talking about when I say “Humor as a Weapon.”

 They say that the key to a man’s heart is through his stomach.  Old saying, not necessarily true, but most of us have heard it.  Well, to go along with that, one could say that the key to a woman’s heart is through her smile.  Make her laugh, and she’s a lot easier to deal with.  Being funny to a woman instantly endears you to her.  If a guy can make her smile, and make her laugh, she’ll be a lot more open to him, and the fortress walls can weaken and crumble, eventually just collapsing and letting you barge right in and start forging a relationship.

Now, this doesn’t mean that slapstick stupidity will get you laid.  As a matter of fact, slapstick stupidity will probably get you some very negative looks, a cold shoulder, and you’ll be back to your Penthouse and Jergen’s.

You have to actually BE funny!

To some of you who have never developed a personality beyond that of a brick wall, this could be difficult.  However, under the right circumstances, just about anyone can be funny.  If you’ve got a natural talent for humor, congratulations…it’ll come in handy big time, and you’ve already won half the battle.  If you’re one of the guys for which getting laughs just doesn’t come very easily, then you’ve got a little work to do, but don’t stress too much.  You can still manage to make a pretty girl laugh.  You just have to find your “zone,” which I’ll be helping you figure out as we go.