How To Attract, Seduce, Meet and ‘Pick-Up’ Women

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One very powerful tool you can use as you play with using humor is sarcasm, but you have to be careful with how you use it.

 Sarcasm is kind of like a doctor’s scalpel, it’s a razor sharp tool that should be used with extreme skill and precision.  If you slip when you’re using it, you could end up slicing yourself or the person you’re using it on.

You shouldn’t just play around with sarcasm…it has the capacity to go awry pretty easily, making you come off as a jerk or actually hurting someone’s feelings.  Sarcasm is best used when you’ve already got your manner down enough to the point that your tone and delivery make it fairly clear that you’re not entirely serious.

Sarcasm is really best suited for those with comedic styles where they’re fairly quiet, generally serious.  Coming out of nowhere with a casual, off-hand quip using sarcasm can go quite well for a person who’s basically more quiet and solemn.

 So as with any comedic techniques you plan on trying, I advise you to test out your use of sarcasm against your close friends, people who know you already.  This will help you to refine your skills before anything is really on the line.

I realize that it’s all well and good to sit back here, typing at my computer, and tell you guys that you need to learn to be funny, but that it’s not necessarily that easy.

To start, where do you find your material?  Obviously, telling the same tired old jokes that everyone’s heard a thousand times isn’t going to do anything for you…at least, nothing positive.

Other people who advocate the comedic approach recommend that you actually watch professional comedians do what they do, and take lessons and notes from them.  Now, don’t copy their material and pass it off as your own, that’s not going to get you anywhere either, not to mention that it’s just plain wrong.

What you SHOULD do is really take note of not so much what they’re saying, as how they’re saying it.  In my time, I’ve learned that you can be pretty funny with a lack of content…it’s all in the delivery.  95% of all comedy is based upon observations.  You take note of something you see or hear, think about it, realize just why it’s so funny, and share your thoughts in a humorous manner.

Whatever you do, avoid slapstick comedy.  As funny as they are, Will Farrel, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, and Robin Williams just aren’t going to be prime choices for learning humor with the intent of using it to create attraction with women.  As I said a second ago, it’s all in the delivery.  If you want to learn from the pros, try watching some Will Smith movies, or maybe Jeff Goldblum.  Some of the funniest people in the world are funny because they’re so expressive.

Look at Eddie Murphy.  His humor can be pretty loud and obnoxious, which isn’t what you’re particularly after, but that man can make you laugh just by flashing a big smile.

Even people who seem incredibly serious can be immensely funny.  Take actors like Tommy Lee Jones, Sean Connery, and Denzel Washington.  Serious actors, who can still pull off being quite funny when they want to be, usually without even needing to smile when they do it!

So take lessons from the pros.  Experiment with your friends to see what sort of comedic style suits you the best.  I guarantee, once you’ve played around a bit and found your niche, you’ll see a huge boost in popularity, and a lot more female attention!

Hey guys, I’m officially back after the long Christmas and New Year’s break.  Been rather busy, spending most of my time with family, friends, and the odd hottie. 

 Speaking of which, one of the girls who’s been occupying a fair amount of my time would be this quite stunning babe from Illinois, Heather.

We’ve been friends for a while, actually met over the internet.  Lately we’ve been hanging out and shooting the shit more often.  I’m presently in a quite happy relationship, but Heather has flat out told me that was I available, she’d totally “hit it.”

 I asked her what it was she found attractive about me, and she simply replied: “You’re so damn funny!”

 And there you have it.  Being attractive to women through the use of humor, the main “technique” I’m trying to teach you guys.  Now, there’s nothing I did in particular to “target” Heather, but nonetheless it obviously did something.  I’ve practiced being genuinely funny for so long, that lo and behold, perhaps I actually simply have BECOME a pretty entertaining person.

Obviously so, since I’m only 19 and a blazing hottie of 22 like Heather is all up in my grill, haha.  So yeah, see guys?  It’s not impossible by any means to get girls you may think are out of your league.  It’s all about confidence, and being at ease, so that you can more effectively use your arsenal.

And before long, you won’t even have to try that hard to be funny, and therefore attractive.  It’ll become a part of who you are, and you’ll draw positive attention from all around you!

All images used in this post were acquired directly from Heather, and are used with her permission.  And yes, this is mostly just showing off my hot friend, lol.  Oh, and apologies about the quality for some of the pictures…I don’t have ANY decent picture resizing software.