How To Attract, Seduce, Meet and ‘Pick-Up’ Women

Ok, this post is less on what to do when you approach a woman, and more on what you should NOT do.

For example…let’s discuss the biggest thing that’s on all your minds: pickup lines.  Don’t use them.  As clever as it may seem to make a crude comment about some part of her anatomy using a very lame pun, it does not spark any attraction, unless it’s so ridiculous that it’s purely humor, and it’s obvious that you are using it as such.  No they’re not astronaut pants.  No, her daddy was not a carpenter.  No, it didn’t hurt when she fell from Heaven.  Ok, so mayber her father WAS a carpenter…they’re out there.

But the point is, avoid pickup lines unless you’re using them for pure comedic value, and it’s obvious in your delivery that you’re not seriously trying to pick her up by making a pun relating a judgmental rating to the name of a state.

Anyway, pickup lines are corny.  They’re lame.  They don’t work, as a general rule.  Stay away unless you’re damn sure of your ability to use them, and if that’s the case you don’t need them to get girls.

The main other thing from this post that I want you to remember is that above most other priorities, you must not, I repeat NOT, seem desperate.  Casual is the word.  Funny is the word.  Confident is the word.  So what if there are a few “words.”  They’re important….and “desperate” is the word to avoid.

Updates and new posts are in the future, so keep checking in.  You won’t regret it.

I’m about to tell you something that is going to absolutely blow your mind.  I mean, seriously…I am about to rock your world with a very little known fact that will astound you.  You ready?

 Women love to talk.

I know, mind-bending, ain’t it?  Women talk a lot, at least most of them do.  There’s really an exception to every rule, and it’s true with this as well.  However, as much as this can intimidate you as a man, it can also make things a LOT easier.

See, since women like to talk so much, it’s really opening up the conversation that is the hardest part.  Keeping it going isn’t all that difficult.  Since women do greatly enjoy talking (although only God knows why), they can do wonders to keep a conversation afloat — IF they’re into it in the first place.  Women (especially the hot ones that are your prime targets) are generally not so desperate for companionship that they’ll immediately jump into any conversation with any Joe Schmoe that walks up to them and stutters a “hi.”  You DO have to get their attention, and once you have it, you must interact, and bring to the table something to offer.

So what is it that can fire up a conversation?  That’s to be covered in a later post, under a general heading of “the approach.”  However, once you get up the guts to get in there, and get a decent conversation going, it’s doesn’t have to be a trip to the dentist to keep the talk flowing.  Drinks help people to loosen up in conversation, but I do not advise or condone getting girls drunk to make them easier to handle.  There’s a term for that, it’s called “date rape” and it’s generally frowned upon, not to mention illegal.

But anyways, my best tip to you for now, without dipping too much into the content of future posts, is to keep the conversation going by participating in it, paying attention to what she says, and keeping a pretty solid grip on the topic steering wheel.  You don’t have to strong-arm her into whatever topic you want, but it’s best to avoid flat, static, boring topics like “the weather.”  Stay interesting.  Ask her things nobody else has before.  Make it personal, but not crude or impolite.  Be the man she has never gotten to talk to before, rather than the same schmucks she has to deal with on an hourly basis.

More on the actual nuances of conversation later, as well as body language techniques and general attitude later.  For now, keep watching for the next installment of posts.  I promise you, it’s gold.

The TIMELESS question that every man has asked himself at one time or another:

“WHAT THE HELL DO THEY WANT FROM ME???”

Believe me, I’ve been there.  Women can be so fucking frustrating sometimes…they say they want one thing, then dump your ass to the curb when you give it to them.  The romantic comedy movies that are MADE for women constantly complain about how insensitive men are, or how important it is for a man to express his feelings, and how men should just suppress their sexual instincts and focus on the softer side of things.  Yet, whenever these things are addressed, it seems to repel the women.

What in God’s name is going on here?  Can’t they make up their minds?  Are women insane?  How the hell do I get into good graces with a creature who seems to hate whatever I do?

A) Men have yet to figure out what exactly is going on, and it’s possible God hasn’t either.
B) No, they can’t.
C) Yes, they are.
D) It’s not actually that hard.

All you have to do is FORGET WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT WOMEN WANT.  You know those “helpful” movies that are practically guides to what pisses women off about guys?  They’re SHIT.  They LIE.  Women are not drawn to sensitive guys.  Women are repelled by men who confess their feelings without reservation.  Women do have sexual instincts, too, and although they aren’t as crazed about it as most of us, they are interested, and they can be accessed through sensual flirtation.

How exactly do you use this info to your advantage?  We’ll get to that later on.
Keep checking back for updates!

Okay, if you’re here, you’ve probably got a little bit in the way of self-confidence issues…no shame in it, just something to work on.  It’s possible that you just find it awkward to talk to girls, but chances are that you’re more worried about how you measure up, if you’re too ugly, too short, too tall, too fat, too skinny, whatever.  What do I do?  What if I’m not good enough?  These concerns are a massive roadblock, and can stop you right in your tracks if you let them get to you.

There’s also the chance that you’re a decent-looking guy, but just aren’t getting the girls for some reason, instead seeing mediocre or just plain ugly guys scoring left and right.  What’s up with that, right?

Well, here’s a little secret for ya.  Anyone can get girls just fine.  That’s right, I’ll say it again.  Anyone.  You don’t have to be handsome, you don’t have to have an athletic physique, you don’t have to be a total Einstein.  All you need is a good game, which you’ll discover soon phases out of being simply an attraction ploy and becomes a part of who you are, making you grow as a person and feeding the confidence machine.

So how do you, the average Joe, get the girlies?  Through the methods that are coming as soon as I can get this site cranked out.

All right, I think the basic niceties are about covered…time to actually approach what I’m talking about when I say “Humor as a Weapon.”

 They say that the key to a man’s heart is through his stomach.  Old saying, not necessarily true, but most of us have heard it.  Well, to go along with that, one could say that the key to a woman’s heart is through her smile.  Make her laugh, and she’s a lot easier to deal with.  Being funny to a woman instantly endears you to her.  If a guy can make her smile, and make her laugh, she’ll be a lot more open to him, and the fortress walls can weaken and crumble, eventually just collapsing and letting you barge right in and start forging a relationship.

Now, this doesn’t mean that slapstick stupidity will get you laid.  As a matter of fact, slapstick stupidity will probably get you some very negative looks, a cold shoulder, and you’ll be back to your Penthouse and Jergen’s.

You have to actually BE funny!

To some of you who have never developed a personality beyond that of a brick wall, this could be difficult.  However, under the right circumstances, just about anyone can be funny.  If you’ve got a natural talent for humor, congratulations…it’ll come in handy big time, and you’ve already won half the battle.  If you’re one of the guys for which getting laughs just doesn’t come very easily, then you’ve got a little work to do, but don’t stress too much.  You can still manage to make a pretty girl laugh.  You just have to find your “zone,” which I’ll be helping you figure out as we go.

All right, before I get too much into the guts of what I have to teach you, I have to make sure we’re speaking the same language.  Below is a list of some of the abbreviations or terms you may find me using as you explore this blog. 

• ACT - A-Class Tool.  What did you think it’d be?  That standardized test for getting into college?  No, this ACT is what you become if you let your girl command you, sacrificing your manly ways and ultimately losing your claim to your own genitals.   This person is also described as “pussy whipped.”  The sad thing is, most ACT’s aren’t even getting any tail, so this aformentioned “pussy” is actually the poor whipped bastard himself.
• FFF (Triple F) - Fine-ass Fecalator Female.  So named for being hot as hell, to the point to where she makes you pretty much shit yourself when you see her.  Also known as Viagra with breasts. 
• FZ - Friend Zone.  Where you’re really not all that interested in ending up.  The girl in question sees you as a “valuable friend” and would never want to “complicate things” and “compromise the relationship” by getting intimate with you in any way.  In other words, if you’re here, you’re pretty much just one of the girls.
• HLS - Hook, Line, and Sinker.  Used to describe a girl who has been so incredibly wooed by your mad game and undeniable player skillz that the battle for her favor is officially over.  After this point, it’s merely upkeep.
• HAW - Humor As a Weapon.  One of the FUNDAMENTALS of this system…I’ll be referencing this concept very frequently throughout the blog.  There will be another full-fledged post soon that will fully define and explain the concept, but for now it can be simply put as “using your sense of humor effictively to work your way into a girl’s heart, and possibly into more than that.”
• TF - Testicular Fortitude.  What some may call mere confidence, TF is a quality that should be a primary goal.  This is another thing to be covered more in-depth later on, and rest assured that it will be seen often.

This list is subject to change.  Quite honestly, as freakin’ amazing as I am, I don’t think of everything I’ll be using all at once, so if later on I come across something I’m covering that aught to be here, I’ll come back here and edit it in.  But for now, these are a few of the catchy terms I’ll be using.

Yo guys, this is the official first post of the blog that will soon become your best friend as you venture out into the world of gettin’ the ladies.

The entire purpose of this place is to bring top-notch information, techniques, and strategies from all of the masters out there, with the ultimate goal of making you guys into ”certified” ladykillers.

 Ever see a girl you thought you’d like to get to know, but you couldn’t psyche yourself up enough to take the big leap and get over there to introduce yourself?  Ever spend a half an hour in an internal interrogation before you did actually manage to walk up to her, only to have the classic “awkward stare-off” as you just couldn’t find the words to fire it up or keep it burning?  Are you tired of standing on the side watching the big boys get all the girls with their “mad game” and “superfly moves,” feeling like a lame-ass douche?

 If any of the above questions prompted a “yes,” you’re in the right place.  I’ve done extensive research, performed plenty of field tests, and found out exactly which things work and which don’t.  I guarantee you that if you utilize the information I will be providing and work at mastering the skills I cover, your success with the ladies will multiply exponentially, whether you’re in it for some serious connections with women or just wanting to score some tail.

Look real close. 
You want to be that lollipop?  It’s not impossible. 
It’s not even difficult.

If you’re not interested in girls, for whatever reason, and somehow DON’T want to improve your relationships with them, leave now.  This place ain’t for you.

HOWEVER, if you want to get in on that sweet action, or just want to learn how to connect with them better to spark up romance, I’d suggest you keep checking in for updates.  I promise you, by the time you’ve learned all I’ve got for you, getting and keeping women will not be a problem for you.